It's me, Aaron.

Cardamom and apricot doughnut with Americano at Four Barrel coffee.

Cardamom and apricot doughnut with Americano at Four Barrel coffee.

Help, smurfette has been kidnapped.

Help, smurfette has been kidnapped.

It was a long drive from Tulare County.

It was a long drive from Tulare County.

Look, no paws.

Look, no paws.

Good thing I’m nocturnal.

Good thing I’m nocturnal.

Trust me, I come in peace. Muahahaha.

Trust me, I come in peace. Muahahaha.

Chicks dig sportscars.

Chicks dig sportscars.

He seems friendly enough.

He seems friendly enough.

I wanna be a Shriner when I grow up.

I wanna be a Shriner when I grow up.

My, what large TV screen you have.

My, what large TV screen you have.